| Monday, October 9th, 2006 |
| 7:44 pm |
IHATEIHATEIHATEIHATEIHATEIHATEAIHTEAIHTAEHIAHTIHTIEAHTIE!!!!!
I hate the fact that I can't get a car fixed and not have the same problem pop up and shove it's ass in my face, fart on it and yell "This is your problem again bitch!" I just got my transmission fixed on my car that I just got back about 3 weeks ago after not having it for about a month. But yesterday I was driving on the 405 and life decides to kick me in the balls and tells my car to stop driving faster than 20 miles an hour. So I had to get off the freeway and make what is supposed to be a 20 minute drive (but it took me about 1 hour 15 minutes) home. And do you know what is more annoying than being on the road and seeing a car in front of you going 20 miles an hour? Being the driver of that car that won't go faster than 20 miles an hour. People are passing me and honking like I'm oblivious to the fact I'm going that slow. It's annoying enough to try to deal with a broken car, but it is much more annoying when you have a city of assholes hating you for it. SO NORTH KOREA, IF YOU ARE READING THIS YOU SHOULD TEST YOUR NUKES ON THE MECHANIC WHO FIXED MY TRANSMISSION AND THE 405 FREEWAY!!! I'll give you 20 bucks. Oh by the way. Fuck money to. I just want to take it all and rape it. Sorry about the rant. I'm just bored at work. I am completely alone in the office right now. Which is actually kind of nice. I'm gonna go strip naked and sit in everyone elses chairs. Current Mood:  frustrated |
| Tuesday, October 3rd, 2006 |
| 3:53 pm |
Finally
After lord knows how long I finally got my ass back onto livejournal. I didn't remember my password and didn't feel like getting it. But I finally did and this is what I need to tell everyone. I took a piss today and when I was done the bubbles in the toilet were shaped like a skull. I thought this to be the raddest thing I have ever done. Thats it xoxoxox666oxoxox -Ryan P.S. I know I look like Johnny Knoxville and don't really need to hear it anymore. |
| Thursday, August 18th, 2005 |
| 9:53 pm |
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1) Reply with your name and I'll respond with something random about you. 2) I'll tell you what song/movie reminds me of you. 3) I'll pick a flavor/color of jello to wrestle with you in. (Maybe.) 4) I'll say something that only makes sense to you and me. 5) I'll tell you my first memory of you. 6) I'll tell you what animal you remind me of. 7) I'll ask you something that I've always wondered about you. 8) If I do this for you, you must post this on your journal. You MUST. It is written! |
| 1:20 pm |
ryan is the besssssttttt! -cassi (i had to) |
| Saturday, July 30th, 2005 |
| 4:21 pm |
Act Well Thy Part, There All The Honor Lies
Hey, I'm leaving for AZ and TX tonight for Homesick Abortions very first out of state tour!!! I'll be gone for about 2 weeks. So I wish everyone the most of whatever they want. Just leave me a note saying what you want and I will wish you the most of that said wish. But I will need you to wish me luck on this shindig before you get anything. Have a blast because I know I might! Take care -Ryan www.homesickabortions.com Check out the new layout to the website. |
| Monday, July 11th, 2005 |
| 4:04 pm |
I Found This Review On Some Kids Myspace. I Think It's Kinda Funny
Punx Unite Show Current mood: MOSHY well another show came tonight and, of course, more moshy goodness. starting off the night was Riverside three piece Wasted Society. They put on a decent show, yet were met by a fairly small crowd so early in the night. The mosh was yet only two or three people strong. Coming In next were Texas punkers Unit 21. They put on a good show to start off the night. The true moshing really started with them. Next came The Massacre. Other than their stoner guitarist, this group has no true downfalls. Kickass street punk that's as relentless as the name. Homesick Abortions followed, the band was quite frankly a peice of shit. The bassist was either tweaked or somethin cause he was just acted like a fuckin dumb-ass. But moving on... I was very pleased with the rest of the show. Chaotic Alliance came out with a nice hard sound and set the mood for an awesome pit. They even made a quite good attempt at a punk version of Iron Maiden's "The Trooper". Headlining the night was Fronline Attack. After listening to a couple of their songs, I was not too impressed, but after the show I have had a thorough change of mind. They ended the night in a good, hard tempo with everyone wanting more. So overall it was a kick ass show I think we could have done a better show. But I was too busy being on speed to do anything about it. |
| 3:55 pm |
Well, I just finished that cheeseburger. Now I'm bored again. |
| 3:52 pm |
I was so bored at work today with nothing to do when out of nowhere someone threw a cheeseburger at me. Now I finally have something to do. |
| Saturday, July 9th, 2005 |
| 12:39 pm |
I Can Honestly Say That I Am The First Person To Do This Survey
A - Age you got your first kiss: 15 I think. It was truth or dare and I can remember looking up at the moon and being really bored B - Band listening to right now: A combination of Madonna and the Indiana Jones theme music C - Crush: Yeah, those happen D - Dad's middle name: Bennett E - Easiest person to talk to: Probably my sister, Greg and Chris F - Favorite bands at the moment: F-Minus, Locust, Blatz, Charles Bronson, Leftover Crack, Buzzcocks, Adicts G - Gummy worms or gummy bears?: A bear can eat me, but I can eat a worm. I'm more comfertable being higher up on the food chain H - Hometown: Granada Hills I think I - Instruments: Bass guitar, and I used to play violin J - Junior High: Patrick Henry, and Lincoln. I was very specific when I told my mom that I want to only go to middle schools named after people of American History K - Kids: I really want to be a mommy L - Longest car ride ever: Arizona M - Mom's middle name: Lynne N - Nicknames: People usually call me "Get Away From Me" Ryan O - One wish: To actually become Puddy P - Phobia: Being Worthless Q - Quote: "Today is the greatest day in the whole world" R - Reason to smile: I'm my own biggest fan S - Song you sang last: Anything Jesus Can Do I Can Do Better- The Locust T - Time you woke up: 11:30 U - Unknown fact about you: When I was a child I used to think I invented the number 3...honestly V - Vegetable you hate: Greg Comitz W - Worst habit(s): All my habits are pretty bad X - X-rays you've had: Just teeth Y - Yummy food: Buffalo Wings Z - Zodiac sign: Crappycorn I hope no one copies me. |
| Thursday, July 7th, 2005 |
| 2:20 am |
Through Greg and my actions there is a woman who was driving home to find out her purse is soaked in my urine. WHOOPSIE!!!! Current Mood:  relieved |
| Thursday, June 30th, 2005 |
| 3:57 pm |
I wonder how much money it would take for a normal man or woman to beat the shit out of his/her own kids? Current Mood:  contemplative |
| Tuesday, June 14th, 2005 |
| 1:12 am |
Even though I am doing everything I want to be doing practically with my life, it still feels like I'm missing something. Oh hi everyone, long time no see. -Ryan |
| Sunday, February 6th, 2005 |
| 8:47 pm |
Things are going pretty grand for me. Maki Maki is fucking Hollywood Blvd. up hardcore Homesick Abortions is pretty much getting signed Got a new apartment Stopped staying sober for 24 hours at a time Life is giving me a great blowjob Love or hate Ryan |
| Thursday, January 6th, 2005 |
| 1:42 pm |
Free Improv/Beer Tonight With Yours Truely
I am doing a free improv show tonight at Improv Olympic at 10PM. It will be the side stage and there will be free beer and you probably won't get carded. The more people we have there the better, so if you have nothing to do PLEASE COME!!!! Improv Olympic 6366 Hollywood Blvd Hollywood, CA 90028 |
| Monday, November 29th, 2004 |
| 12:08 am |
I Just Need To Remember These Lyrics
These were the lyrics to the theme song of improv club when I was in high school. It's supposed to be sung like the Mickey Mouse Club theme song. Whats the name of the club thats made for you and me? I-M-P-R-O-V It's the club for me! Improv club Donald Duck Improv club Donald Duck Together we can laugh untill we die die DIE DIE! Come along and sing a song, and play a game or three. I-M-P-R-O-V It fucKIN kicks ass! I think that this song was much better than the lame Comedy Sportz "Take me out to the ballgame" lampooning. Fuck comedy sportz in their crappy cunnies. |
| Thursday, November 25th, 2004 |
| 7:19 pm |
It's funny what kind of pity and sympathy you get when you tell people you aren't doing anything for Thanksgiving. It's not like I'm some fucked over kid or something who's been raped by every member of my family. I just wanted Jack in the Box instead. Hope everyone had a great day, because I did. I need no sympathy -Ryan P.S. I'm gonna go take a great Thanksgiving shit. Current Music: Blatz |
| Monday, November 22nd, 2004 |
| 11:56 pm |
I Threw The Fuck Up Out Of It!!!!
A best friend is someone who will go with you to get food. Stuff themselves rotten with you on all kinds of chili covered foods and go and throw up with you on a Tomboys sign. Then they take pictures of it. Thats what I look for in a best man at my wedding. |
| Thursday, November 4th, 2004 |
| 10:19 pm |
For those of you who are interested. My very first improv shmimprov show is tomarrow. I actually have 2 this weekend this friday and saturday at 11:30. If you wanna go, go to www.improvshmimprov.com they have all the info there. If you can't make it leave me a note saying break a leg. Hope to see people there! |
| Tuesday, October 26th, 2004 |
| 6:27 pm |
Take Some Time And Read This
There's an artist, Nathalia Edenmont, who kills cats, mice, doves, RABBITS, and other animals, mutilates their bodies, and then takes their photographs. She's on exhibit, among other places, at the Wetterling Gallery in Sweden. She has taken the top halves of five white mice and made them into finger puppets. She beat a cat to death with a stick. And this is called art. This is not only inhumane, but morally reprehensible. [If you think this is wrong please repost this!] Link to the petition against her: http://www.thepetitionsite.com/takeaction/853089392Link to samples of the exhibit (warning! offensive content): http://www.wetterlinggallery.com/archive/nathalia/nathalia_main.htmThe Wetterling Gallery's Justification of her work: http://www.wetterlinggallery.com/newsletter/newsletter.htm |
| 12:16 am |
Congrats To Me
I am now a member of Improv Schmimrov. Heres the e-mail I got. Hey Ryan - I didn't want to tell all the auditioners that we wanted to cast you as well since we told them we primarily wanted females, but since you basically kicked every one else's ass we clearly can't ignore you. While yes we definitely wanted a new girl, it might take a few weeks to get Nishita up to speed on things and even when she's ready, we still need more players anyways. So basically we'd like to invite you to come play every now and then as well. Since we know you and we know you're comfortable with the games and you've seen the show before, we'd all have a high confidence that you could jump in pretty quick ... in fact I was wondering if you'd be interested in playing both shows next weekend, November 5th and 6th. After that we usually plan shows about two weeks in advance (with lots of changing every few days because people's conflicts show up) but so if we know what your schedule looks like, then whenever we have an opening I'll give you a call/e-mail to see if you'd like to play a particular night. Sound reasonable? Let me know what you think, and again great job at the auditions. -Nate I think I'm gonna go give myself a blowjob now. www.improvshmimprov.com P.S. Homesick Abortions is playing with Clit 45, 46 Short and The Annexed on Nov 19th. Go to the site for more info. I'll get more excited for that when it's closer. www.homesickabortions.net.tf |
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