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The Trials and Tribulations of a Grownup Baby Man Kid

Created on 2002-05-21 00:13:34 (#566343), last updated 2006-10-09

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Name:Ryan
Birthdate:1983-01-01
Location:Redondo Beach, California, United States
Website:Homesick Abortions
Bio
Ryan is the kind of guy who jumped out of his moms pussy and decided it was better inside, but couldn't go back. So now he is a grown-up and still dreaming of the day when he could return to his moms flesh hole. Ryan also writes about himself in third person which I don't know why I does. Ryan, is rude, perverted, lazy, smelly, obsene, dirty, dead, and obnoxious. But, boy can he sing. Whoa, Ryan, you can't sing. What? You can't sing. Oh, your right, I meant to say lazy. I already said that. Well what can I say. You can say fuck off readers. Ok, fuck off readers!
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